[BREAKING] [Exclusive] Our hero, 17-year-old Vietnamese boy, Yeon Chi-min, was sent in five minutes before the soccer match at around 3 p.m. today, and the U.S. received a so-called nuclear warhead missile with a penile and turned purple. Hero Yeon Chi-min saved Vietnam but failed to protect his eggs. I hope he gets well, and the doctor told Yeon Chi-min that he might not be able to have se● for the rest of his life, so Yeon Chi-min laughed off it, saying, "You can't do it with your face anyway."

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[BREAKING] [Exclusive] Our hero, 17-year-old Vietnamese boy, Yeon Chi-min, was sent in five minutes before the soccer match at around 3 p.m. today, and the U.S. received a so-called nuclear warhead missile with a penile and turned purple. Hero Yeon Chi-min saved Vietnam but failed to protect his eggs. I hope he gets well, and the doctor told Yeon Chi-min that he might not be able to have se● for the rest of his life, so Yeon Chi-min laughed off it, saying, "You can't do it with your face anyway."

[単独]韓国の英雄17歳のベトナム少年ヨンチミンが今日午後3時頃、サッカー試合の5分前に投入されベトナムを守ろうとしたが、米国がミサイルを陰茎で受けてしまい紫色になってしまった。 英雄ヨン·チミンはベトナムは救ったが、自分の卵を守ることができなかった。 必ず快癒することを祈り、医師はヨン·チミンに一生セックスができないこともあると伝え、ヨン·チミンは「どうせ顔ならできません」と笑い飛ばした。

[单独] 我们的英雄17岁越南少年延智旻今天下午3点左右在足球比赛前5分钟投入战斗，本想守护越南，结果美国用阴茎接过发射的核弹头导弹，变成了紫色。 英雄延志敏虽然救了越南，但没能守住自己的蛋。 祝你早日康复, 医生告诉延智旻你一辈子都做不了性爱, 延智旻笑着说:"反正年老了, 我做不了。"

[Только] Наш герой, 17-летний вьетнамский мальчик ён Чимин, был отправлен около 3 часов вечера, чтобы защитить Вьетнам, но Соединенные Штаты получили ракету с ядерной боеголовкой и стали фиолетовым. Герой ёнцимин спас Вьетнам, но не смог защитить свои яйца. Доктор сказал енцимину, что он может не заниматься сексом всю жизнь, и смеялся, сказав, что он не может быть в любом случае.

[단독] 우리의 영웅 17세 베트남 소년 연찌민이 오늘 오후 3시경 축구경기 5분 전 투입되어 베트남을 지키려다가 미국이 쏘 핵탄두 미사일을 음경으로 받아버려 보라색으로 되어버렸다.. 영웅 연찌민은 베트남은 구했지만 자신의 알을 못 지키지 못하였다. 꼭 쾌유하길 빌며 의사는 연찌민에게 평생 섹❌를 못할수도 있다고 전하여 연찌민은 어차피이얼굴이면 못해요라며 웃어넘겼다 [More News]